Another one of these games that I do not remember purchasing. However, Steam remembers it as September the 30th of 2019, and I will take its word for it.But, this is also another one of these games I will tell you to steer clear of, and this time it's not because the game is bad. … Continue reading Abscond – XiNFiNiTY Games & Asset Flipping
Author: jinxlgamez
Abst Clicker Farm
Saying this right here first before I write anything, as I know that the amount I write can prevent people from seeing how I feel about this game. Do not buy this. At any cost.Do not.If you're an unlucky sod who has this in their steam library already due to buying 150 game bundles off … Continue reading Abst Clicker Farm
Undertale
NOTE: There will be a few spoilers in this review. Not major spoilers, but more to do with the core functioning of the game and not to do with the story.Mentions: EXP, LV(LOVE), Training Dummy, Nature of the game's “life lessons”, all gameplay routes, that some characters die (but not specified which do), and a … Continue reading Undertale
Dark Dragonkin
Dark Dragonkin is one of the first games that I have had the pleasure of redeeming from Lurkit. Being one of only 4 games that I was eligible to redeem, I poured all my hope into the one and only Lurkit games available to me that didn't look like a mobile game port. This description … Continue reading Dark Dragonkin
Árida: Backland’s Awakening
ARIDA: Backland's Awakening is an open world game that I was really looking forward to, I saw on Keymailer and immediately requested it. It's a desert/backlands survival game where you have to keep tabs of your food and hunger while trying to reach a specific place, also picking up side-quests along the way. (Reminding me … Continue reading Árida: Backland’s Awakening
Unturned
Okay, so this game review is kind of a long time coming. Unturned is a game that I've spent countless hours in. Excluding the games that I used to play on my Xbox back in the day, when hours weren't counted, and you couldn't see how addicted to a game you really were.It goes as … Continue reading Unturned
Alchemy Garden
I am completely in love with this game, and the game is still in Alpha. How is this possible? Oh yeah, a combination of things I've always loved, a concept that's always worked and the fact that the dev/devs are seriously putting in a lot of effort into the game. This game certainly enters my … Continue reading Alchemy Garden
Hidden Shelter
Back ages ago, before I'd even met @shineycat, I played a game called Pacify with one of my old buddies on her stream. She absolutely crapped herself, while I remained completely calm for most of the game. Also, under reacting to the ghost chasing me, which led to my friend getting more of a fright … Continue reading Hidden Shelter
Midnight: Submersion – Nightmare Horror
I think the steam review by nbartley1998 sums this game up completely. "Load gameConfused immediatelyWalk outsideNo directiveGet punched by slappy the dummyUninstall game10/10" Once again, another horror game that I was excited to play, once again another horror game that I have uninstalled and will never touch again. Keymailer once again has supplied me with … Continue reading Midnight: Submersion – Nightmare Horror
Ratropolis
Ratropolis takes the cake from Castle On The Coast from me for "best game I've received from Keymailer yet." in the grounds that I am playing this game off-stream and really am enjoying it. Castle On The Coast is still by far a better game, but due to me getting motion sickness and Ratropolis being … Continue reading Ratropolis
Huge Enemy
Huge Enemy is one of the games I've purchased in a Fanatical Bundle ages ago, more than likely at a cost of £4.99 for 12 games, or something along those say lines getting this game at a steal at that time. Now the game is free for anyone to play, which I think is a … Continue reading Huge Enemy
Fisherman’s House
I am an avid lover of horror games, ever since way back in 2012 I found Markiplier's first ever SCP - Containment Breach video, where he had streamed his very first interaction with the game.Since then I was a regular watcher of not just his content, but horror game content in general. Watching people play … Continue reading Fisherman’s House
Berserker’s Descent
Keymailer strikes once again with a lovely looking indie game for me to have a look at, and this time, when a game says it's "hand-drawn" you can just about smell it through the screen. Berserker's Descent is a 2D sidescrolling, zone arena-type game. In each instance of the game the map and what you … Continue reading Berserker’s Descent
Do Animals Dream?
Do Animals Dream? The question that's asked in the title of the game is not expanded on in the way you might think. The game is nothing to do with dreaming in the sense of what happens when you're asleep, but more to do with hope and aspirations of animals.Even so, that's not really the … Continue reading Do Animals Dream?
Amazon Rush
Amazon Rush is an endless runner game, created in the peak of runner-game-hype along with games like Subway Surfer and the like. Judging by the game itself, it's honestly hard to tell whether this game was an honest attempt at recreating the magic, or a blatant attempt at grabbing from the pockets of people who … Continue reading Amazon Rush
Perfect Heist 2
Another game from Keymailer, this time I was hoping for a good, fun experience, akin to PayDay 2 but a little more lax and a lot more goofy.While I can definitely say that this would've been the case if it wasn't for the fact that the game is only suited for multiplayer. Now, I can't … Continue reading Perfect Heist 2
Castle on the Coast
Now this game, before I say too much, is by far one of the best games I've got from Keymailer in the entire time I've been reviewing games. Castle on the Coast brings me back confusing memories of my childhood, playing on my cousin's "whatver-thefuck-that-console-was" playing a Mario game, akin to Mario64 (it maybe was … Continue reading Castle on the Coast
Agross
Agross is a simple survival management game. It is truly very simple. The person you control is not even humanoid, it's essentially a player counter from Sorry!. In a way, it makes the game a whole different experience as you are being told these people are human despite not seeing them that way. For me, … Continue reading Agross
Alwa’s Legacy
Starting off with the sequel to Alwa's Awakening, what a joy and what a delight after playing the first game. From their game in 2017 to this release in 2020, Alwa's Legacy is one of the games that I can say visibly and thoroughly improves from the first game to the second. Nearly every point … Continue reading Alwa’s Legacy
Super Clown: Lost Diamonds
Keymailer, as much as you save me from having to pay for the trash that consumes Steam's indie section, you could not save me from this. Super Clown: Lost Diamonds was another one of those, "Ah, that will be super easy to play, looks like it has a low skill requirement and made with leftover … Continue reading Super Clown: Lost Diamonds
Gedonia
Another game from Keymailer, this time one that I had high hopes for. Promising classic open-world RPG elements and fun adventures, Gedonia looked like it was a bit of a break from the burden on AAA adventure games without being an indie MMO, but allowing almost full control of doing whatever the fuck you wanted … Continue reading Gedonia
Chibi Girl VS Evil Zombie Dead
Surprisingly, this game was not one of those given to me by Keymailer, nor was it one that was sitting around in my Steam account for a thousand years.Through having a Steam Curator and actually making reviews myself on games for longer than I've known ShineyCat and been making reviews for her site, I've received … Continue reading Chibi Girl VS Evil Zombie Dead
Apsulov: End of Gods
Apsulov: End of Gods was a game that I was really excited to play. It was one of the first games that I'd received from Keymailer that actually looked worth the price that it was. Looking like a finely polished, first-person adventure which had very different elements to it than previous games. It struck my … Continue reading Apsulov: End of Gods
9 Balls
9 Balls is indeed a billiards game, what happens when it is 8 balls instead? This is the question I asked when I opened the title screen and instead of "play", "options" and "exit" I was met with "8 balls" and "9 balls".Now this isn't important obviously, but it was a lingering question. Why call … Continue reading 9 Balls
Receiver 2
I first went into Receiver 2 thinking that this was a first person shooter game like any other, I was wrong. I'd read the blurb on how it teaches you vaguely how a vast array of guns work in the most "This Does Not Qualify As Actual Gun Training" way as possible, but still thinking … Continue reading Receiver 2
Planet Shiney 